So this morning I needed to get my oil changed. While spending the entire hour wandering around the isles of PEP BOYS... to my UTTER AMAZEMENT they had a modest rack filled with DVDS.
Man, they had :
The Road Warrior
Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome
Some Dolph Lungren movie with Danny Glover as his cop sidekick
Escape From New York
TANGO AND CASH!
and a bunch of the other best movies ever made. I was so ready to buy them all at the bargain price of 7.33 a piece. The only movie I would have left rot on the shelf was "Point of No Return"..some shitty bridget fonda movie...must have been a mistake it was there. And lets be clear, if I wasn't walking by the motor oil and that hardcore orange handcleaner I never would have noticed these gems at all on the end of the isle.
And as shocking as that is, at the front of the store on the shelf above some bargain RIMS there were WIDESCREEN TELEVISIONS for sale. Yeah I couldn't believe it either.
There's my monthly blog update. Now you can all go to hell.
Pep Boys is the new Walmart. You must have missed the Martha Stewart designed hand towels and affordably priced clothing, hand crafted in sweatshops, aisle. It's next to the garden center.
Ok, back to hell for me.
Posted by: TheJones | January 16, 2006 at 12:36 PM
Point of No Return= a remake of the mildly entertaining french movie La Femme Nikita.
Posted by: s1nt3ch | August 16, 2006 at 09:57 PM
I found your site by googleing "crooked baseball caps". I think I'm on to something... but what disturbed me was how you tell everyone to go to hell (including me I suppose).... I thought your site was pretty interisting until I read that... See ya.
Posted by: Janis | July 31, 2007 at 04:22 PM