Let's get something straight. Wearing loafers with no socks AND shorts is WRONG. IT'S OFFENSIVE.
Just who the hell do you think you are? You can't just casually strut around with those worn out bacteria factories on your feet and the daisy dukes and think that's OK. You're probably married, over 35 and therefore have lost all sense of style, but it's no excuse.
I bet this type of person even has the "nice loafers" and the "garden/outdoor grilling loafers". You SO deserve to die it's not even funny.
If I see you, I'm going to give you a major beat down, then laugh at your kids and call them ugly to their little crying faces.
Also, you may get an even BIGGER beat down if the following conditions are met:
- your loafers have tassles on them
- your shirt is tucked in
- your wife refers to you as her "hubby"
What if instead of loafers, you wear puggles without socks? Would you still be mad?
Posted by: bearskinrug | February 24, 2006 at 05:01 AM
Well everybody knows that wearing socks with puggles will ruin the lining, so it's not like you've got much of a choice.
Posted by: jordan | February 24, 2006 at 09:01 AM
I just untucked my shirt and put on my CROCS. Thanks for that guidance, Jeff!
Posted by: TheJones | February 24, 2006 at 09:03 AM
Summer in February?
Posted by: Shannon | February 25, 2006 at 04:01 PM
HEY, summer is RIGHT around the corner dammit.
Posted by: bandelin | February 26, 2006 at 09:57 PM
Wow. You're a terrible person.
Posted by: | March 13, 2008 at 07:19 PM
Finally. Someone is addressing the real pressing issues facing the world today. Starvation, war, over-consumption of natural resources...and the shorts/loafers problem. You go boy!
Posted by: JoJo the Dog Faced Boy | September 29, 2009 at 03:27 PM
Finally. Someone is addressing the real pressing issues facing the world today. Starvation, war, over-consumption of natural resources...and the shorts/loafers problem. You go boy!
Posted by: buy wow gold | June 12, 2010 at 09:07 AM
Ok in summer I wear that stile with untucked shirts, capri-normal shorts, loafer without any tassel and low cut enough to let my bare feet breath inside them. Obviously I would wash and deodorate them every day. Is her majesty content?
Even wearin tennis shoes and socks and sweating wet the socks is any better. I bet the odor wouldn't be better than mine.
Posted by: Ingmar | December 18, 2010 at 08:02 AM
Now we have a great walkway that goes to the beach and to the canals that came from the partnership of community with government
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