I Hate The Luge

It's a sad, sad day when I think that boring, repetitive, gay sport known as figure skating isn't on the top of my Most Hated Winter Olympic Events.

No, no my dear readers...that goes to "The Luge". It's not enough that I have to see the "lugers" spandexed cock fly by at 100 mph...or whatever that translates to in kilometers you stupid foriegners.
(yes I know it's a technically better system - shut the hell up).

It's the fact that it must be the most unaccessible sport on the face of the planet. What's the fucking point. I mean, have you ever seen Cool Runnings? Just look at what those poor starving africans had to go though. What kind of event has like the top 20 "lugers" in the olympic games when only THIRTY in the world even know how to fucking luge!

Oh, and it's just plain gay. If I see the outline of a cock in your suit - your sport is gay.

Thank you.

Comments

[TheJones]

What I'm most offended by in this post is not your attack on the metric system, nor your comments about cool runnings, or even how awkward you using the word cock seems. No Jeff, it's that figure skating was once at the top of the list. You know my athletic history, and I'm offended!

[Shannon]

... could call the athletes "lugies" (like loogies -- phlegm -- it's derogatory, get it?).

By the way, I believe you are referencing the WINTER Olympics ... because it is, in fact, THE WINTER. FEBRUARY is safely within the limits which define that which is THE WINTER.

How ya' like me now? ;)

[bandelin]

hmmmm......

Thanks shannon, I admire you trying to make something of this complete horse shit website.

*punches myself in the face then cries alittle.

[Shannon]

Don't be so hard on yourself. During February, it's summer in Australia, I think.

[Steve]

I believe they were from Jamaica

[Goukisan]

cool runnings was about bobsledding, not luge. both are stupid sports but lets clear that up right now.