BandyHates

DARING OFFICE ROBBERY

READ THIS.

I arrived literally a minute after this all went down.
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And that post doesn't mention what color he was to avoid any accusations of racism. Sadly, he was a negro. The brothers have let the fine, upstanding, WHITE citizens of glenside down again..

Look, I'm just pissed because that fucker took my ps2 memory card with him. WITH 5 YEARS OF GAME SAVES ON IT.

GOD.

DAMMIT.

K-FED: THE GAME

A few co-workers and I just made the most amazing game EVER.

GO HERE TO PLAY.

I HATE THE SELECT BUTTON

So I picked up a Nintendo DS Lite the other day...the first game system I've bought since the PS2 a few yrs ago. Yes, this is starting to sound like such a typical blog post...well I'm not even gonna tell you if I like it or not - go to another sissy gaming site for that.

I'm here to point out what the DS reminded me of that I hate SO much.

Yes - THE SELECT BUTTON. The totally worthless, totally useless, NEVER USED button on every controller ever made...and don't even try and be like "oh but this one game I..." NO! I don't want to hear it. It's totally useless. Even the "Start" button is becoming questionable. Oh you know I'm right.

God dammit even those clever assholes at microsoft sort of knew it and decided to make their select button the "back" button. Yet..YET, whenever you're in a menu on the xbox 360, what button do they tell you to push to "go back"?

The RED "B" button.

Fuckin god, I'm going to lunch. Another day ruined.