Contrary to all the Heinz propganda that trying to get ketchup out of those bottles is actually FUN - it is not.
On a related note...those unrefrigerated, constantly getting refilled without getting washed out ketchup bottles in restaurants really piss me off as well.
Maybe it's just a mexican thing, but being in Reading, PA I see this a lot. I really don't know where these crazy poorly fitting clothing styles come from. I thought wearing your pants around your ankles was hinderance enough. Then came those bizarro super long white t-shirts that practically drag on the ground behind you. It's incredibly irritating writing about things I hate because it only reminds me of more stuff I hate like what I just mentioned. I'll address all that some other time.
Anyways, back to the ears under the hats thing. So why does this bother me more than seeing those wiggers and minorities practically swimming in their clothing? It's hard to say really. I think because your head is usually the focus when somebody looks at you. When you wear something really silly on your head or face it just makes you look like a total downs syndrome patient to me. The ears under the hat is pretty much up there with wearing your hat crooked, and wearing it with the perfectly flat brim. It makes me think - no wonder you're poor you crooked hat wearing ass.
These guys don't directly affect me in any way so it's getting a pretty average score. Don't let that mean I don't hate it that much. It's still is enough to spell H-A-T-E.
Ah yes, old people and cameras. The two are inseparable, and I hate them both equally. HOWEVER - when you put them together they become one of most irritating forces on the god damn planet.
Getting old stinks, we all know that. We know when you start getting up there relatives start ignoring you, grandkids don't really want to be around you...you just end up being very alone. Boo Hoo. This is where the problem starts though.
Once an old person sees that $7.99 CVS disposable camera...holy shit do they all get the brightest idea. HEY! I'm gonna start documenting everything I see. Every family outing they begrudgingly invite my wrinkly old ass to - I'm gonna take a picture of everything. Barbecues...Graduations...Holidays..oh I'm taking everybody's picture.
Now, lots of people like taking pictures of special occasions - so be it. But the elderly...not only do they take more pictures than any other demographic - just to hang onto those pathetic memories - they DON'T EVEN LOOK AT THE PICTURES WHEN THEY'RE DEVELOPED. Oh sure they flip through without even holding the pictures individually and then there they go into that dusty old drawer in the dining room. And don't forget! Old people always go for that 2 prints deal at the local supermarket developing lab! They have DUPLICATES of all these pictures they'll never look at!
I gotta endure flash in my face after flash in my face while staring at these shriveled up mugs with the receded gumline and their long yellow horse teeth showing. Then they want a picture with ME in the photo with them. So they then shuffle over while I just have better things to do - like pick my ass - so they can put that shaking, shriveled arm over me while I have to endure the smell of moth balls and that shaky, weak "smmiilleee deearrr.." out of their pie holes.
There's plenty more to hate in the world, so old people with cameras get an 8 out of 10 on the ol' Hate-O-Meter.
